konrez:

Cosplay Zordon ini sangat kreatif!

konrez:

Cosplay Zordon ini sangat kreatif!

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

thetolkiengeek:

spoopying:

"man this essay is taking forever"

That made me laugh harder than it should

thetolkiengeek:

spoopying:

"man this essay is taking forever"

That made me laugh harder than it should

ikantenggelem:

Sailor moon with different drawing style and themes

[1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10]

ruebird:

minishcap:

tfw your entire wrist rotates

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i’ll admit that the animation is pretty sus but

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nah son

Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.
bunbunxp:

zap-apple-acid-trip:

Godzilla 2014


God damn it, matt

bunbunxp:

zap-apple-acid-trip:

Godzilla 2014

God damn it, matt

bunbunxp:

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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I prefer pepsi

I don’t drink soda.

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

lamezone:

Yeah